Are you old enough…

…to find the women in furniture store junk mail (e.g. DFS, Courts) attractive? Then perhaps you need to get in touch with your more youthful side.

Still not up-to-date with what to say, then practice your flirting a bit. But remember, when flirting stay off the soft drinks just in case, especially the carrot juice.

But if the chat up lines fail to impress, or for some, never had a chance to start with despite being more local, then maybe it’s just a case of bad karma and you’ll need to find somewhere else to sleep.