I’ve always fancied having an amphibian. One day I want to drive somewhere in the Lake District and avoid all the picnicking crowds by pottering out to an island. I thought a Stalwart would be best, but there are quite a few latter day Amphicars in production and at least one page dedicated to listing every amphibian ever. Or, if I was really cheap, I could build my own.
My employers would never tell an untruth. They might, however, redefine ‘bed’ so that the number available is higher.
A man in Northumbria killed himself by setting up a guillotine with a timer to go off in the early morning. He was either suicidal or a very eccentric inventor working on a way to discourage sleeping in.
It’ll be a shame if Pete Townshend is found guilty, because he was responsible for some quality music, but the world of culture will not be hurt too much if Matthew Kelly gets locked up.