Well today I have the pleasure of going to my old employers and picking up my last paycheque. Interestingly enough, due to the lost laptop fiasco, they will not be happy to see me. Oh well, what can I do?
I haven’t had much time to surf the net lately as life has been rather busy of late. Congratualations to the dark overlord for his ever increasing amount of hits on this, the greatest web site on earth. What can I say? His ego is already overinflating due to the success of the website and he mentioned something about building an evil hideout on an island somewhere in the South Pacific. I have found the perfect tool to complement his ever increasing demand to own the world – a spin generator! GW is using it already and it might help the allmighty Ian build public support!
www.strangereports.com has the perfect solution for annoying freinds, collegues and family. Whilst messing around with various people in your life, it might be a good idea to stop by www.another.com for the free use of thousands of email domain mailboxes. This will enable you to spam until your heart is content.
Last but not least, over at ebay the products keep getting better and better. I know all the geeks reading this site, me included, will splash out the necessary dough for one these. Never be let down again.
Oh by the way, did you notice that 10 of 18 pages in the report from Colin Powell were taken directly, err word for word, from a postgrad student? Sometimes, as in the movie Risky Business, you just gotta say ‘What the F*uck’.