After a fierce discussion between the boys over at the Spinneyhead Union headquarters, the staff have voted in favour of a series of strilkes unless demands are met by the overbearing and antiquate Spinneyhead management.
Aside from asking for a 40% wage rise over three years, making the yearly salary still zero, the union demands better posting conditions as stated:
1. Flash graphics for the viewing public.
2. Better site design, incorporating elements from new lines launched during New York fashion week by Stella MacCartney and Calvin Klien
3. Better links – hopefully to pr0n, but hey, anything will be better than the paypal button and blogspot links
4. New background colours – see point two