I’m more wired than I realised, even without the broadband. Thanks to writing the CD last night whilst half asleep and forgetting to close the session, I found it wouldn’t read on the PC down here in Brum. After only a second’s panic, I phoned home and asked Emily to e-mail me a copy. Without broadband, e-mail’s a bit temperamental, so it didn’t work. Cue another phone call and this time can she FTP the database to my web server. Download a zipped version through the server’s clunky File Manager, open it and convert it to Access 2002. Job done.

Now, if I can just get WAP to work on my mobile.