One of the advantages of sharing the house with a woman is I can start reading Cosmopolitan again without having to go to a hairdressers. Of course, Daz now expects me to give him make-up tips and I did find myself mocking Shania Twain’s outfit when she appeared on Top of the Pops last night. (But really, a bra with a halter top? Oi, Twain, No!)