Daily archives: April 12, 2003

Reuters Annoucement:

Rueters (AP) 11/04/03: Spinneyhead Inc. slipped further into disrepute again today, by posting a follow-up story from Wired News about how a new software company has created software to turn ordinary Nokia mobile phones into discreeet vibrators for the ladies. The company, Vibelet.Com, makes the software called “Purring Kitty” downloadable and installed on your phone from a simple text message costing only �1.50. This brings home entertainment devices within reach of even the poorest of the poor.

Spinneyhead caused consternation and raised a few parents eyebrows last week when Emily announced to the world her intentions to buy vibrator cover called a “cosie”. She still remains unavailable for comment…

In other news, CNN has decided to expand their international market reach by personally creating war coverage for those Bling$ Bling$ playas.


Little bits o’ conversation from tonight-

Damian- You’re not her type. I enquired discreetly.

Me- Exactly how do you enquire discreetly about that sort of thing?

D- I said ‘So, what’s your type?’

M- Truly, you are the master of discretion.

Penny- So tell me about this shag you talked yourself out of last week?

Me- ??????!!!!!???!!!??!!! (Panic, because I must have been very drunk to do that and not remember.)

I think she was talking about my paraphrase of Emily’s comment- “Sometimes you open your mouth and talk yourself out of bed.” I hope she was talking about that!!!!