Daily archives: April 21, 2003


Fantastic

Somebody has put up a serious website about why not to go see The Matrix Reloaded. Just a quick quote:

The aborted American dream

Warner Bros. devoted $300 million to the production of the two Matrix sequels.

In the time the films have been in production, over one thousand American children will have died of starvation. For the cost of these films, each of those children could have been given one million dollars.

I’m dreaming of a white… cast?

Two actors were abruptly cut from the sequel cast before production ended, both female minorities. Coincidence?

Aaliyah and Gloria Foster were unceremonially dropped after shooting some scenes for the sequel. What’s wrong, guys? They didn’t test well with the predominantly white Matrix audiences?

Neither actress could be reached for comment

No really the internet exists for good.


Teehee

For some reason with Easter passing and not having roast has made me craving a big steak. For all of you who didn’t read the menu for Arthurs Tavern, I will quote:

“Our Steak” – 24 oz Boneless Delmonico – Grilled to Perfection! 15.95

“The Double” – 48 oz – You Better Be Hungry! 29.95

hahahaha. If anyone reading this blog can submit proof of successfully eating 2.5 lbs of steak in one sitting, a copy of The Simpsons year 1 on DVD is yours!


It farking figures…

The Guardian has a great article today about the following:

“The sugar industry in the US is threatening to bring the World Health Organisation to its knees by demanding that Congress end its funding unless the WHO scraps guidelines on healthy eating, due to be published on Wednesday. “

Get this – The Sugar Industry doesn’t want people to know what is healthy to eat. Fark me!


Public safety announcement

Being a man of leisure again, I decided to break out the modelling board and glue together little people (there’s a method to the madness, but I won’t go into details just yet). But, having sat there with glue fumes and such like for a couple of hours, I went to bed last night with a splitting headache. Remember children, always work in a well ventilated room, or you could end up like the otherwise healthy model maker who keeled over from a mystery respiratory disease. I guess I have to do something to make up for not smoking.


Favourite Steak in the WHOLE world!!!

Speaking of Homer Simpson and his love of meat, I have decided to share my favouristist place in the whole world for a steak! Arthurs Tavern as it deserves an FTSE marker,offices in Canary Wharf and a pimp review by AA GIL (Asshat) of The Sunday Times (<---reference the man is a complete twat!). The British need more of this type establishment.. Possibly this restaurant represents all the best America can offer. Oh, by the way, liters of beer are still onl $4.00 dollars. Now I know how and why I am a fat bastard.