Being a man of leisure again, I decided to break out the modelling board and glue together little people (there’s a method to the madness, but I won’t go into details just yet). But, having sat there with glue fumes and such like for a couple of hours, I went to bed last night with a splitting headache. Remember children, always work in a well ventilated room, or you could end up like the otherwise healthy model maker who keeled over from a mystery respiratory disease. I guess I have to do something to make up for not smoking.