Erm….. I wish this was a joke…. there are currently 7 people making suggestions to light the BBQ and none are actually working. It is looking like a reasonable day outside but it looks like we are going to end up probably going to use the griddle and grill too cook everyone food. Oh! well, we shall see.
I wouldn’t really consider myself an arse man, at least, no more than I’m a breast man. I find that the whole package is much more attractive and interesting than the sum of its parts.
Having got the New Man disclaimer out of the way, I have to admit it was the lewd connotations that first drew me to Zoe Williams’ deconstruction of bum culture, which takes the battle of the celebrity buttocks as a starting point-
J-Lo has, allegedly trying to poach Kylie’s bottom make-up artist. A Minogue “insider” was recently reported as saying, “This industry’s not big enough for two bottoms of such magnitude. Kylie’s make-up girl has found the elixir of arse maintenance, and there’s no way she’ll let that awful Lopez woman near it.”
It sounds a very strange idea. It is 12″ long and fully poseable, but it is for boys and girls, so very PC. Well to be more accurate it is extremely PC. Okay enough of the teasing, it is actually the Met’s new riot policeman toy.
Many years of web browsing have lead to me becoming rather jaded. It seems to be hard to find sites and stories that appeal to my increasingly vulgar sense of humor. However the tale of William Shatner in a semen-related lawsuit shows that the world will always descend to (and below) my level.
Fear not, I have not gone mad, but over at Greenpeace they have a cool little map that tells you where all the known WMDs are in the world. Good going! Insert political pundit blurb here.
Today is my official third of a century. Actual thirdness is either tomorrow, Monday or Tuesday, depending upon how it’s calculated.
It seems like a good day to take pictures for the MayDay Project. In a little while I’m going scavenging for bricks to mount my baby barbecue on, which has to be a good subject for a photo.