Must Not Mention…..


Okay, I’ve got a coloured version of the sheep ready for the Must Not Mention Sheep T shirt-

Now I need the text for the back. I’m thinking of having a list. At the top, left aligned, it’ll say Must Not Mention…. and underneath, right aligned, ….if I want to get laid. In between are all those subjects you should not bring up whilst trying to chat someone up. So far the list is-

Sheep, Politics, Porn, Comics, Computers, Lighting Rigs, www.(insert geeky website here).com, Sheep, Breasts, Ex-Girlfriends, Fantasies About Lesbians, That article I read in Cosmo about blowjobs, Trek

Any other suggestions are most welcome.