In response to the recently released pictures on oldhacks I have spent a happy evening going through my photo boxes. I now have many incriminating pictures of Mr Wilkes, his secret source (think young, and with hair), the main union agitator at Spinneyhead and many more. So many pictures, in fact, that the hardest job will be narrowing them down to just a couple each.

In the interests of fairness, and to corrupt even more young minds, I shall be placing alongside these images the infamous picture of myself in Rocky Horror get-up.

Be afraid, be very afraid.