Dave wants to branch out from his minioning and become an evil sidekick. I feel the need to remind him that, no matter how badly treated they are, the mortality rate for minions is far lower than it is for sidekicks.

Though I do need someone to test the shark pool I’m having built.

Dave, be a good minion and just stand on that trap door there would you? Very good, have a steak. Yes, I know it’s still raw.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!