Air Farce One

Desperate to rewrite history to make Wubble U look better, the three Republicans in Hollywood have concocted their version of his actions on September 11th, to be made into a TV movie.

BUSH- “If some tinhorn terrorist wants me, tell him to come and get me! I’ll be at home! Waiting for the bastard!”

Secret Service chief- “But Mr. President . . .”

BUSH- “Try Commander-in-Chief. Whose present command is: Take the President home!”