Daily archives: July 2, 2003

Sheer Heart Attack

At The Gas, we used to get ‘coronary in a bap’ breakfast barms from the greasy spoon up the hill. Here in Macc, there’s a branch of Harvey’s Sandwiches which serves a coronary in a baguette with sausage, bacon, cheese, egg, mushrooms and black pudding. It is significantly cheaper, and nicer, than a �635 salad.

Note to my mother- I don’t eat these every day, once a week is more than enough.

What Comics Can Teach You About Being A Real Girl Part Three

This month- Accessories, Family and Phrases.

Useful Naughty Girl Quote:

“What are you gonna do? Spank me?” � Uttered in a sultry voice, perhaps with a come-hither wink, this will almost invariably allow you time to escape, as the Good Guy blushes and stammers, or the Bad Man looks suddenly thoughtful. Occasionally you will be taken literally, but as this will inevitably result in hours of wild nookie, there’s really no downside.