Make your own Mini-Me with the Mini-Mizer.
Being the standard against which the insanity of ex-partners is measured. These ladies and gents would all rate quite highly, I think.
You’d expect someone who worked in a bookshop to read more than most, wouldn’t you? What you wouldn’t expect is that they’d get reported to the FBI because they did it in public.
And I wasn’t even thinking of cycling in, either.