For Mash Get…….

Ickle is a very strange man-

Completely Smashed

Almost 100, (well 97 and two catering sized) SMASHTM tins now brighten up my room. What to do with my pointless collection is now what i’m considering. I think due to space considerations, I shall stop collecting at 100 350g tins. My first idea of what to do with further ones after 100 was something along the lines of cutting them up and doing something arty/sculptural. We’ll see.

As i’m not at all busy today, here’s some pointless stats:

Since October 1999 (the start of the collection) I must have bought 37.950kg of SMASHTM.

If you consider the addition of water (to re-hydrate the SMASHTM) then 10g of dried potato becomes 60g. Therefore as of today I have actually eaten 227.7kg of instant mash at an average rate of 163.3g/day. Mmmmm!