Daily archives: July 31, 2003

Affair Advice

Someone came to Spinneyhead earlier after following a Google link from their search of i am male 38 my secretary is 24 i wish to have sex with her. We were top of the list! How we get to be a world expert on May- December office romances I’ll never know, but the responsibility of the position binds me to say- so long as no-one else can get hurt and you are both consenting- go for it!

An equally wierd hit was from a search for What is the moral of the story The cap seller and the monkeys ??????

addition I also got my strangest e-mail for months. It simply says- you are gay and i think i will sign you up for as much spam as i can…..Have a nice day Is this a piece of spam itself, or am I being narrowcast to by someone who despises my gayness?

Ho Hum! Giz a job, I can do that! (or maybe I can't)

Oh! Well it seems the spectre of the ghost which seems to mean that the three members of Spinneyhead Central can not have a job at the same time seems to have stuck again. As of today I have been given a months notice, which I don’t have to attend work during, which will be paid for a month or up until I get a new Job, which ever comes sooner. So I better get my CV upto date. I picked up a copy of the MEN on the way home. It was a pity as I was enjoying the challenge of the work and the guys at Epix are great and I can honestly say I will miss them. I am probably going to goto the quiz tonight either at the Rampant Lion or the Lass o’Gowrie. Give me a ring, if you want to join. The only worry I have now is that I have a 5 grand loan hanging over my head which, if I had know that I was going to be made redundant, I wold have never took out. But such is life.