Nouveau Stinking Riche

I’d forgotten I was working in Cheshire, with England’s highest concentration of millionaires, until I looked in the (very large and full of shiny things) window of one of the shops on the market square and went bibble at the price of a Rolex. More astounding were the Vertu mobile phones, which start at �3,750! For that sort of money I’d expect a James Bond laser and fully interactive holographic display, at least.