So the BBC is screening the last day of the Hutton inquiry. Because everyone knows the real plot twists only come about in the final moments of a courtroom drama. Expect Tony Blair to be unmasked and revealed to be old Mr. Haskins the Ghost Train operator (who would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for those dang meddling reporters) and the entirely unsurprising revelation that Alistair Campbell really is Keyser Soze.

Streaming video should be here from 10:15 BST.