Emily suggested that it’s time for a Spinneyhead Room 101 list. I’ll start the ball rolling-

Idiots in cars I’m not against, or above, the proper use of automobiles, just pointless journeys such as the school run. And the people who think it’s their right to make them and jam up the roads for the rest of us.

Football An incredibly boring game, the importance of which has been blown way out of proportion by brainless TV coverage.

Call centres/ Privatised utilities See all previous posts about BT and NatWest.

SUVs Or whatever they call them in this country. Wasteful, ugly, useless Range Rover wannabes. It would be cheaper to have a small plastic knob grafted to your forehead than buy one of these monstrosities.

Reality TV Need I say more?

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