Making more product.
Okay, I wouldn’t call a Vauxhall Vectra a prestige car, but some of the 14 cars stolen from a Bolton showroom are quite tasty.
Not content with having porn links in games Microsoft have gone one step further and produced a special edition that ships with a sex toy. It comes with a dakimakura (hugging pillow) of one of the characters in Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball. Essentially it’s a pillow with a life size picture of an anime character aimed at the “obsessed fan” market. I assume it’s either washable or stain resistant.
In other news Microshaft have decided to increase the price of Xbox Live subscriptions by 50%.