All in the head

Women aren’t turned on in the same way as men and, indeed, their main sexual organ is their brain. Hell, I could have told you that.

To please a woman in bed, all a man has to do is a poetry course. They also have to learn that the Karma Sutra is not an Indian takeaway and that the mutual orgasm is not an insurance company.

There was a young lady from Luton,

Who liked to do it on her new futon……..

Er, no. Maybe not.


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