Daily archives: March 3, 2004


No, that's not the gear shift

A woman charged with causing a fatal car crash is claiming she wasn’t the driver, as charged. The man who died in the accident, the car’s owner, was at the wheel at the time. She, meanwhile, was giving him a blow job.

So, er, she did cause the accident then.

“His pants could have been down because he was mooning a car he was drag racing. His pants could have been down because he was urinating out of a window. His pants could have been down because he wasn’t feeling well.”


Frottage? Oooh, suits you sir

A handy little guide in the Mirror to some of the more exotic sexual terms in current use.

EPROCTOLAGNIA

THERE is no delicate way to put this, but fans of the practice delight in the by-products of flatulence. Particularly popular in the Netherlands and Germany (along with several other things we are unable to print in a family newspaper), it remains something of a niche pastime in the UK. And we should be grateful for that.


Happy Manets

I’m back to doing art for Deputised Experts, because I really ought to use the delay in webcomicsnation launching to build up a buffer of art. I always cheat with the art. My equivalent of pencilling is to pose and render scenes in Poser before composing the page and doing line art and shading in Photoshop (layers are a beautiful thing.) However, I haven’t had the patience to make clothes work properly in Poser yet. I find they billow out and give people odd padding, or don’t fill out properly and reveal the pointy bits underneath. So my characters are increasingly posing in the nude or semi nude- to get the proportions and poses right- giving the renders a sort of Dejeuner Sur L’Herbe vibe.