No, that's not the gear shift

A woman charged with causing a fatal car crash is claiming she wasn’t the driver, as charged. The man who died in the accident, the car’s owner, was at the wheel at the time. She, meanwhile, was giving him a blow job.

So, er, she did cause the accident then.

“His pants could have been down because he was mooning a car he was drag racing. His pants could have been down because he was urinating out of a window. His pants could have been down because he wasn’t feeling well.”


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