Doctors Evil

The Academy of Medical Sciences has published a report suggesting that the price of alcohol be doubled in an attempt to curb booze related health problems. All I can do is to get all Harry Enfield and go OI! AMS!! NO!!! Let’s face it, the rise in depression, and the damage to the economy, would be more harmful and in more ways than the problem they’re trying to solve.

Edit: What is it about the female physiology that means they have a lower weekly limit (2/3rds the male amounts on the graphs accompanying the report) for recommended alcohol consumption? I can see that the laydeez are on average smaller than blokes, but does this affect liver function? Or is it just a male doctor thing that they have to protect the pretty little things from themselves?