The Exorcist in 30 seconds (acted by cartoon bunnies).
“You all know what it is to have at times a pleasant feeling in your private parts, and there comes an inclination to work it up with your hand or otherwise.
“Well, lots of fellows, from not knowing any better, please themselves in this way until it often becomes a sort of habit with them which they cannot get out of.
“The practice is called self abuse and the result is that the boy after time becomes weak and nervous and shy.”
As always, Monday is coursework day (can’t you tell by the higher than average number of posts as work avoidance?) Right now I’m working on a business stationery project. Bearing in mind these are for a hip architects, which of these business card ideas works best? Feedback appreciated.
Several hundred ultra-rare Dinky toys are about to come up for auction. The collection was put together by a former marketing director at the company who rescued items that would otherwise have been discarded.
The Man Not Include New Life Centre in Bristol is being set up to provide fertility services specifically for lesbians and single women. Due to the way it is run it will get around the new donor rules and allow the fathers to maintain their anonymity.
I just had the vision of a FOAF or P2P style network for sperm donation- instead of Friendster let’s call it Wankster- where male volunteers enter all their characteristics on a database. A mum in waiting could then do a search on height, eye colour etc. and get back a list of results. The one(s) she chose would then get an order and could ship off the “product”. It’s sort of like file sharing, only with genes. Anonymity would be a tricky subject, unless the servers where the contact details are held were offshore somewhere.
Yes, before anyone puts it in the comments, I do need to get laid.
My average speed when I did the Bogle in 2002 was higher than this year’s. I was in better shape that time, cycling to work most days, and the course was different. On the other hand it was pissing down the whole time. If the weather this weekend had been even half as bad as in 2002- hell, if it had rained at all- I don’t think I’d have completed the first loop let alone all three.
I say it every year, but I should get in training for next year’s Bogle so I can do it quicker and maybe even get in a fourth time around. (And persuade the organisers not to send me along Oldham Road. Eternity cycling along Oldham Road was becoming my definition of hell.)
Someone is killing the animals at Sao Paulo Zoo. The “animal serial killer” has dispatched ten animals since January, including an elephant, chimpanzees and Tapirs, using sodium fluoroacetate- a colourless, odourless rat poison that is illegal in Brazil.