Going Down Slow

Okay, so I, like just about everyone else, clicked through to this article because it mentioned teaching oral sex in schools. The scheme mentioned doesn’t, actually, explicitly promote blowjobs or pearl diving (is there a better name for cunnilingus? I’ll have to consult the encyclopedia of sex) and it successfully cuts teen sex and pregnancy rates. But the Moral Moronity won’t care about that, they’ll be too busy dwelling on the possibility of rude words being used.