Signage
Monday’s supposed to be coursework day. So, of course, I’ve been doing anything but. There are a few more contenders for the Deputised Experts logo, though.
Daily archives: May 17, 2004
On the buses
Stagecoach has announced an increase in bus use. Only 2.2%, but you’ve got to start somewhere.
Dirty Money
Ann Summers announced a 19% rise in profits and has 4000 home parties a week. I really have to do some more work on the sex toy, I want a share of that money.
Nine Songs
The most sexually explicit (mainstream, the UK has a flourishing porn industry) British film ever got its Cannes premiere yesterday. This sounds like the sort of thing I want to do with Mary Tales (when I settle down from doing nudey pinups and start telling stories)- romance that doesn’t gloss over the sex.
Derek Malcolm, the Guardian’s veteran film writer, said: “Nine Songs looks like a porn movie, but it feels like a love story. The sex is used as a metaphor for the rest of the couple’s relationship. And it is shot with Winterbottom’s customary sensitivity.”
Knackered?
Some helpful person (with sponsorship from Pro Plus)has created an nice little website which helps you find out how tired you are likely to be at various times of the day.