Daily archives: July 4, 2004

Perfect football moment

This entry was posted in porn on July 4, 2004 by Ian Pattinson

The Portuguese team has a player called Quim.

Only a person who has read too much Victorian porn would find that funny.

I laughed a lot.

I shot Tony Blair in the balls

This entry was posted in Tony Blair on July 4, 2004 by Ian Pattinson

Any young British novelist seeking some publicity should probably write a book about the death of Tony Blair. Assassination-fantasy has become a hot literary genre.

Sexing Up

This entry was posted in sex on July 4, 2004 by Ian Pattinson

There is an increase in the number of books aimed at women that feature explicit sex. Which, I guess, is another angle to investigate in the promotion of Mary Tales.

I'm worth a million in prizes

This entry was posted in internet on July 4, 2004 by Ian Pattinson

Team Spinneyhead are now all Internet millionaires!

In Turkey.

That’s challenge 15 of 100 achieved anyway. Props out to the nice people in the bureaux de change who understood perfectly well my desire to make my friends millionaires and sorted the crispest notes out for me.

A million Turkish Lire is worth 0.3781062 GBP, though I paid 0.406 GBP for each note.

Can someone tell me the name of the silent movie star who adorns the front of the note? Any suggestions for a new challenge are also welcomed.

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