Chemically altered Prez

Wubble U is being given anti-depressants to control his increasingly erratic mood swings. Of course, if he was ever caught on camera having an episode it probably wouldn’t make it onto the TV.

One long-time GOP political consultant who � for obvious reasons � asked not to be identified said he is advising his Republican Congressional candidates to keep their distance from Bush.

�We have to face the very real possibility that the President of the United States is loony tunes,� he says sadly. �That�s not good for my candidates, it�s not good for the party and it�s certainly not good for the country.�