The perfect band name

Due to yet another of our rather odd conversations, I now know what to call my thrash punk band- Monkey Clitoris and the Screaming Primates.

A female spider monkey’s clitoris is very protuberant and can be mistaken for a penis. It acts as a reservoir for urine. The male is able to smell when a female is in estrus.

The largest clitoris is that of the female whale, though there are a few contenders. (For all the confused men out there, this NSFW page explains more and tells you where it is [though not on a whale or monkey].)