"You're not from 'round here, are you?"

Apparently I spent some of today in “the most Chav town in Cumbria”. It’s bollocks of course, and people like the mayor of Cleator Moor should learn to ignore sites like Chavtown. I think some officials believe that because it’s on the internet with its own domain name then the site must be authoritatuive, rather than the work of bored surfers saying the most outrageous things they can think of behind the cloak of anonymity (as opposed to Spinneyhead, where I often say the most outrageous thing I can think of in the full knowledge that everyone knows who I am.)