A whole new type of blue screen

If pornstars were operating systems. Geeky and smutty at the same time, it’s almost perfect.

Ms. Windows

She know’s she’s not particularly beautiful and so she lives at the gym. From the neck up she’s Los Angeles, from the neck down she’s San Diego.

About once every five years she’ll decide that working out’s not enough, make a major upgrade and appear with a new pair of tits. You haven’t the heart to tell her that her tits were never the problem in the first place

via Fleshbot

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