Would a Creationist be circumcised? With US circumcision rates running at up to 83% in the Midwest (an area you’d expect to be home to more than a few Intelligent Design fans) it certainly seems likely.
Don’t they feel just a little bit guilty for messing with the Lord’s design for their bodies? Or is their a tale of Satan sneaking in at the end of the sixth day’s shift and glueing this extra little bit on to Adam? From now on my foreskin’s going by the title of “The Devil’s Helmet”.
(This question was posed by Clare. I’m not the freak, okay.)