Slayer Day

06/06/06 is, amongst other things, National Slayer Day, celebrating the Californian gods of Satanic speed metal. You can celebrate by playing their music really loud, or-

Taking that participation to a problematic level

# Stage a “Slay-out.” Don’t go to work. Listen to Slayer.
# Have a huge block party that clogs up a street in your neighborhood. Blast Slayer albums all evening. Get police cruisers and helicopters on the scene. Finish with a full-scale riot.
# Spray paint Slayer logos on churches, synagogues, or cemeteries.
# Play Slayer covers with your own band (since 99% of your riffs are stolen from Slayer anyway).
# Kill the neighbor’s dog and blame it on Slayer.

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