http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/northern_ireland/6285923.stm
Inis Mor and Inis Oirr, the largest and smallest of the Arran Islands off County Galway, are arguing over which has the right to hold a Father Ted festival.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/australia/story/0,,1996058,00.html
Skateboarding across Australia.  A Welshman has pushed his plank 5,820km for charity.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/g2/story/0,,1995669,00.html
Is today the worst day of the year.  And is that so far, or overall?

http://politics.guardian.co.uk/labour/story/0,,1995723,00.html
Blair to quit if his aide is charged with corruption?  Oh please.  Go on, go on, go on, go on.