The US military wants to develop a system to deploy artificial "black ice" as a means of incapacitating enemies.
They already have a heat ray.
Nuclear power plant sites, usually close to the sea, could be at risk from the effects of global warming.
Therapy for prostrate cancer can cause "penile shortening". This is not funny. This is not funny. Must not snigger.
The PS3 launches in Europe on the 23rd of March.