Daily archives: August 25, 2007


Pride 2007


Pride 2007, originally uploaded by spinneyhead.

Maybe I should demand that the cameraman in the next Spinneyhead production looks like this. Check out the Pride 2007 set on Flickr for many more photos.


JOE026


JOE026, originally uploaded by spinneyhead.

JOE026 made the ultimate sacrifice as his commanding officer (me) misjudged a throw and he ended up on the ground where he was run over by several lorries and a tank. Check out the crime scene photos taken after the grisly event.


JOE027


JOE027, originally uploaded by spinneyhead.

Released during the Pride parade. I think this is the guy I threw at the crowd of goth kids that was retrieved by someone near the end of the parade.


Any of you fucking pricks move, and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of you!

– Everybody be cool, this is a robbery!
– Any of you fucking pricks move, and I’ll execute every motherfucking last one of you!

Me and Fast got the gats; we’re out to rob a bank.
We got Steve outside carrying a full pack.
Now everything’s cool and everything’s smooth. (Hey that’s smooth)
I walked up to the teller, I gave her the letter
She gave me the loot with puckered up lips
And a wink that I found cute, and I said, “baby, baby, baby”
(Is this some Kharmic-Chi love thing happening here baby or what.)
By that time Fast tapped me with the 9 he said it was time to blow, ya know.
So out the door we go.
Back to the ride with Steve inside and alive; off we drive
I hurt my lower lumbar, you know we’ll
Never get far, riding around in a stolen
Police car, so we dropped it off and piled in a Caddy;
Steve was driving because I had to talk to my man about something.

– Look, I don’t know anything about any fucking set-up, you can torture me all you want.
– Torture you, that’s good, that’s a good idea, I like that one.

Running around robbing banks all wacked off of Scooby Snacks! (2x)

I don’t give a fuck about the hell’s
Gate, ain’t punkin’ the crowd and I’m still standing up straight.
So, we pull these jobs to make a little money;
No one gets hurt if they don’t act funny.
On the way to the yacht, we almost got caught,
Fast is shooting mailboxes, not knowing where the cop is.
They’re at the Dunkin Donuts, adjacent from
The Froman’s whose mailbox fast had just exploded.
They gave chase, but my man
Steve is an ace; we lost those brothers with haste.
We casted off and along we went off Bermuda to an island resort we rented.

– Sonny, I need you cool, are you cool?
– I am cool.

Running around robbing banks all wacked off of Scooby Snacks! (4x)

Fun Lovin’ Criminals – Scooby Snacks


The Glasgow Joes

Whilst attending the collection in Glasgow in Andy’s memory I gave Joes to the other people who were there. I’m afraid I didn’t record who got which soldier, but if you have a Joe that isn’t listed anywhere else on bot-crossing (numbered between 012 and 024 I think) please leave a comment here.

In memory of Andy McCruden. To find out more about Andy read the obituaries on Spinneyhead and UK-Rag. To make a donation please go to the justgiving page set up to remember him.