Tweets today

06:32 Off to hospital to have papillae excised. You don’t want any more details, trust me. #

07:10 Where’s the bastard 109? I was meant to be at the hospital by now. #

07:51 Phone off now. #

11:48 Waiting, waiting, waiting. Bloody hell I’m hungry. #

21:11 Considering I’ve spent most of the day napping or sedated I’m really tired. #

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