Tweets today

23:24 The petrol station attendants are being special tonight. #

02:15 "The pressure to be in a couple is societal. The urge to breed is entirely genital…. I mean genetic." #

07:18 I love the taste of beer in the morning. It tastes like….. another step on a slow downward spiral. #

08:34 @SkippyUK Only one bottle. I vowed Damian and Alex would find me drinking beer in the morning when my last night shift finished #

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