Daily archives: May 26, 2009

Tweets today

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23:21 Blog: Tweets today tinyurl.com/op75y6 #

08:25 Banoffee for breakfast! #

08:30 RT @Danacea: Buffy movie – but no Joss, and nothing to do with the TV series! bit.ly/wVfk0 #

09:56 Not inspired by this week’s films. If anyone wants to see Night at the Museum 2 or 12 Rounds then I’ll look up times. #

11:44 What ever possessed me to fill the trees with cross hatching? #

11:46 @timdifford I’d recommend a single speed bit.ly/NVPJ5 #

12:07 @timdifford I’d say simplicity, there are fewer components to break. And riding a single speed is relaxing. #

13:24 @timdifford If I didn’t already own two bikes I’d be tempted. #

13:51 Save the World: Car free Times Square tinyurl.com/od5z44 #

15:20 On Two Wheels- Boris Johnson’s near miss tinyurl.com/quuhbz #

15:20 The modern idiot is here and plain to see. #

17:20 Blog: How gay marriage causes earthquakes tinyurl.com/owz3tq #

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How gay marriage causes earthquakes

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Each time that a committed same-sex couple’s family bond is recognized and supported by the government, another pulse of gay energy is emitted from the relevant bureau. If this recognition occurs in the form of marriage, the pulse is strengthened, by a factor of approximately 31, through a complicated resonance of the couple’s wedding rings with their official marriage license (the exact multiplier varies depending on the font chosen by each county registrar, but it’s usually Helvetica).