Tweets today

23:16 Wallowing shitface. #

00:18 Blog: Tweets today #

00:50 Book him Danno #

01:08 Spillage! And cleavage spillage at that. #

01:47 This is not my beautiful wife. #

02:26 I don’t want anyone else. When I think about you I touch myself. #

03:28 Must not fall asleep on the bus like I did last night. #

14:30 I need eggs, bacon, bread, milk and whatever other unhealthy things I can find at the local Tesco for a Sunday afternoon breakfast. #

15:18 Blog: The Taking of Peckham 123 #

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