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The tale of the Sadistic Children's Author

Deep down, was Beatrix Potter just a bit nasty?

I can’t remember ever reading any of Potter’s books, though I’m sure I must have. You can get them all in Beatrix Potter Complete Tales, a hardback featuring her stories in the order they were published and four others published after her death. Better than all the merchandise is The Tale of One Bad Rat, one of the most incredible comics ever published.

I just found my review of One Bad Rat on Amazon-

One Bad Rat is a beautiful comic, entirely unlike anything I have seen before. With no fantasy elements (well, apart from the giant imaginary rat) the story stands on the telling and the art. A young girl escapes her abusive father and unloving mother, running first to London and then the Lake District, where she finds a surrogate family. It all sounds like a TV movie, but is far superior to subject of the week fodder. The story is less melodramatic, the detail better observed, the colour more vivid and (yes) the acting is more believable.

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"Stand back! She might moisturise us!"

The guardian reports says she was not, as suggested, brandishing a screwdriver, Vaseline and matches, but the latest version of the story on the radio has her with hand cream and matches. Either way, a 60 year old woman having an anxiety attack meant a flight from London to Washington had to divert to Boston.

Hand cream!!?? “Olay, for when you absolutely, positively have to freak out every motherfucker on the plane!”

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Causing chaos and delay on the Underground

I was a bit nervous on Saturday whilst riding the rails under London. Not because I was afraid of anything going kaboom, but because I was carrying a backpack around. The Met’s reputation for shooting the wrong people is further reinforced by the news that Friday’s terror raid in London was based on bad intelligence.

Update The, likely innocent, injured suspect was shot by a cop in a CBRN suit with gloves so thick he couldn’t even tell he’d pulled the trigger.

(Not entirely related song lyric- Lean On Me, I Won’t Fall Over, Carter USM, Straw Donkey: the singles)

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Off to That London

Off to That London
Off to That London,
originally uploaded by spinneyhead.

The Mad show. Where I was supposed to be speaking as a green blogger, was cancelled after I’d bought my tickets. Luckily, it turns out there’s a Campaign Against Climate Change conference on today, so I’m going to that instead.

If that doesn’t work out I’ll just wander around doing the tourist thing.
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Sell all your shares in Securitas

The security company’s having a bad few weeks. After the Kent raid, an audacious heist at Landvetter airport, near Gothenburg, netted several million pounds in foreign currency. It reads like a movie script, with cars smashing down gates and men running around on the tarmac brandishing machine guns.

The drama unfolded at 12.30pm (11.30am GMT). Passengers on Scandinavian Airlines’ 9.35am SK524 flight from London Heathrow were ready to disembark after two hours in the air when two cars, a Volvo and a Jeep Cherokee, smashed through locked gates at the airport in south-west Sweden.

Stunned eyewitnesses – some of them British – watched from the windows of the MD81 jet as at least five hooded robbers, several carrying machine-guns, ran towards them. Outside the plane, the gunmen confronted luggage handlers unloading crates full of foreign currency from the hold into a Securitas van, said Gothenburg police spokeswoman Anna Rosenberg. Staff working for Securitas, the company involved in last month’s major heist in Kent, were threatened, but no shots were fired.

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And now we go over to the one hundred metre turd hurdling

The 2012 Olympics could be spoiled by sewage overflowing from London’s drains.

The Olympics site is close to the biggest sewage overflow pumping station in London. The tideway group warned last November that there was currently a 100% chance of sewage overflows in the area between May and October.

To cope with the problem the tideway group recommended that the government build a £1.7bn “super sewer” under the Thames, stretching 22 miles from Hammersmith to Barking.

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Inside Hitler's Bunker

There are moments of pitch black comedy, and even farce, in Joachim Fest’s account of the final days of the battle for Berlin.

Soviet General Chuikov was caught off guard by a German delegation to discuss surrender or ceasefire terms and was without his senior staff. Uniformed members of his immediate entourage had to stand in. A civilian composer, there to write about the liberation of Berlin, was stuck in an antechamber and told to remain absolutely quiet. As the debate dragged on, the composer eventually passed out and fell out of the closet. He was carried away, and no-one present thought to mention the strange event.

The book also has some interesting observations on Hitler’s character, that fit well with the back story for my in-development webcomic. Both Hitler and Goebbels spoke at different times of how, when they fell, they would take the German people, and as many others as possible, with them. “Hitler’s bomb” is a popular conspiracy/ alternate history theory. It is entirely conceivable that Hitler, in possession of an atomic bomb but surrounded and unable to launch it at Moscow, London or Manhattan would detonate it as Russian forces approached. This leads directly to the situation at the start of the story, with the the city a mass grave and memorial to the greatest crime of all time and the Berlin wall going around the city to keep scavengers and trophy hunters out and a lot of secrets in.

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March of the Creationist Monkeys

Some people are too sad. The Creationists/ Intelligent Design monkeys have decided that nature documentary March of the Penguins is evidence of God’s hand.

Andrew Coffin, writing in the Christian publication World Magazine, said such miracles of nature were evidence that life is too complex to have arisen through Darwinian random selection: ‘That any one of these eggs survives is a remarkable feat – and, some might suppose, a strong case for intelligent design. It’s sad that acknowledgment of a creator is absent in the examination of such strange and wonderful animals. But it’s also a gap easily filled by family discussion after the film.’
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Steve Jones, professor of genetics at University College London and an atheist, said: ‘I find it sad that people with intrinsically foolish viewpoints don’t recognise this as a naturally beautiful film, but have to attach their absurd social agendas to it.

‘The problem with intelligent design is that there is no conceivable observation in nature that can disprove the idea. It’s not part of science, which is why scientists are not interested in it. A group of penguins standing upright looks like co-operation, but in fact the ones on the outside are struggling to get in and those on the inside are trying to stand their ground: it’s a classic Darwinian struggle. The idea that the life of a penguin is any more beautiful than that of a malaria virus is absurd.

‘Supporters of intelligent design think that if they see something they don’t understand, it must be God; they fail to recognise that they themselves are part of evolution. It appeals to ignorance, which is why there is a lot of it in American politics at the moment.’

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Evil, opportunistic scum round up

Add two more people to th elist of those deserving a slapping for using Thursday’s bombing to justify their moronic plans and world view-

Charles Clarke has admitted that ID cards wouldn’t have stopped the bombing, but we need them anyway because, despite being useless, they would somehow protect us from future terrorism.

He also suggested that in future civil liberties might have to be curtailed.

Consideration would need to be given to checks on people boarding tube trains, ID cards and data exchange, he says

via BoingBoing

Fox News’ Brian Kilmeade said that the bombing was a good thing, because it took attention away from less important matters like global warming and African aid.

We still don’t know how many people died and these pricks are already lining up to take the names of the dead in vain. Clarke should be subjected to stop and search every time he leaves the house and Kilmeade should be stripped of all his belongings and shipped off to a refugee camp. They’d shut up when they knew what crap they were speaking.

Update Mediamatters has a round up of even more crassness from Fox, including “this would be a great time to buy shares” and “what a shame it didn’t happen to the French”.

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jesus loves you more than i do

jesus loves you more than i do
jesus loves you more than i do,
originally uploaded by spinneyhead.

Went to see war of the worlds last night and it was far better than i expected. I should have had more faith, really, because this was spielberg after all. The Terminal was a bit poor, but most of his other output has been solid. He even got the scientology dwarf to do stuff that looked a lot like real acting.

A recent post on world changing pointed out that the original novel was an attack on imperialism. No matter how watered down the message gets that makes this, rather than RoTS the big anti iraq war/bush movie of the year. The message is still there if you look- one character opines that occupations never work and cruise’s character tries at first to keep his son from joining the resistance and finally, when all hope seems lost, makes the desperate decision to become a suicide bomber. (he lives, of course, because he’s the hero)

there are failings, such as the feel good resurrection at the end, but overall very good.

Only one thought on what’s happened in london- when tony tells up it could have been prevented by identity cards it’ll just be final proof that he’s lying manipulative scum.

Update Title lifted from Donation, by The Wonderstuff, off the Never Loved Elvis album.

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2012

2012
2012,
originally uploaded by spinneyhead.

I just heard that london won the olympic bid. Which is nice. I don’t have much else to say, because it’s not like the commonwealth games, where i was actually in the city and feeling the atmosphere. I’ve served my time in london and it’s unlikely i’ll ever want, or be able to afford, to live there again.
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The Hole

My encounter with the fuckwittery of the Jobcentre earlier today reminded me that I never wrote up the second letter from Gerald.

The Right Honourable Sir Gerald Kaufman spelt my surname wrong in his covering letter. If there had been even the slightest chance I was going to vote for him before I got the letter, that would have changed my mind immediately. But I wasn’t going to vote Labour anyway, so I’ve even been denied a protest vote for bad proof reading.

The letter he forwarded from the Department for Work and Pensions was a big steaming pile of shit as well.

Department for Work and Pensions
Richmond House,
79 Whitehall,
London,
SW1A 2NS

Dear Gerald,

Thank you for your letter of 6 April on behalf of Mr Pattinson of [Address removed], Manchester about the earnings disregard in Jobseeker’s Allowance (JSA).

JSA is not intended for people in work. It is support for jobseekers while they look for work. It would not be right to ignore substantial amounts of earnings.

However, people who work for fewer than 16 hours a week can continue to claim JSA. This is an encouragement to those who wish to take-up part-time work and keep in touch with the job market. Further, as Mr Pattinson says the first �5 of earnings from part time work, net of tax, National Insurance & half any pension fund contribution, is normally disregarded. These arrangements should help promote and ease the return to full-time work, but guard against increasing income from benefits plus part-time work to the point where full time work becomes less attractive.

It has never been thought right to uprate earnings disregards annually. Any decision on increasing the earnings disregards for JSA is a question of fine judgement. It has to balance the benefits of encouraging people into part-time work and maintaining contact with the labour market against any possible disincentives to full-time work.

I turn now to Mr Pattinson’s concern about the system that is in place for him to provide evidence of his earnings when he registers as unemployed. I am sorry if the administration of these rules has caused difficulties or confusion.

Guidance to decision makers is that, as a minimum, evidence of earnings should be provided at the beginning of the claim or a period of part-time employment, and when a change in the rate of earnings occurs. However, this is only guidance.

Whilst Jobcentre Plus staff may contact employers for information, legislation provides that every person who makes a claim for benefit must provide whatever evidence in connection with his claim the decision maker, acting on behalf of the Secretary of State, requires. This could include written confirmation of earnings from an employer for those who do not receive regular payslips. If there are problems with the way in which this is being handled, you may wish to contact the local manager of the relevant Jobcentre Plus office.

Yours,

Alan Johnson

Someone should tell these people that part-time work is rarely a stepping stone to full-time work. Most of the time part-time work is work, an attempt to earn a bit more money. Leaving the earnings disregard at �5 for over a decade whilst inflation turns it into a joke isn’t fine judgement, it’s incompetence and/ or malice. And that treating claimants who are honest enough to declare their earnings as guilty until proven innocent is going to destroy any respect they may have for the system.

There’s a great big hole in the system that I keep falling into. Any political party that can come along and fill in that hole will get my vote.

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Nothing to be scared of here, pass on by

Manchester will become the second Police force in the country, after London, to get a dedicated anti-terrorist unit.

The team, to be led by Det Supt Peter Minshall, will head terror inquiries and develop contingency plans.

A spokeswoman for the force stressed however that there was no intelligence to suggest the area was a “specific terrorist target”.

Riiiiiight. I feel so safe now.

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