Britney Spears

Oh baby baby, oh baby baby

(Oh baby baby, oh baby baby)

Oh baby baby, how was I supposed to know
that something wasn’t right here
Oh baby baby, I shouldn’t have let you go
and now you’re out of sight, yeah
Show me how you want it to be
tell me baby cause I need to know now
oh because

My loneliness is killin’ me (and I)
I must confess I still believe (still believe)
When I’m not with you I lose my mind
give me a sign,
hit me baby one more time

Oh baby, baby, the reason I breathe is you
Boy you’ve got me blinded
Oh pretty baby, there’s nothin’ that I wouldn’t do
It’s not the way I planned it
show me how you want it to be
tell me baby cause I need to know now
oh because

My loneliness is killin’ me (and I)
I must confess I still believe (still believe)
When I’m not with you I lose my mind
give me a sign,
hit me baby one more time

Oh baby, baby. Oh baby, baby.
Oh baby baby, how was I supposed to know
Oh pretty baby, I shouldn’t have let you go

I must confess that my loneliness
is killing me now
don’t you know I still believe
that you will be here
and give me a sign
hit me baby one more time

My loneliness is killin’ me (and I)
I must confess I still believe (still believe)
When I’m not with you I lose my mind
give me a sign,
hit me baby one more time

I must confess (my loneliness) that my loneliness
(is killing me) is killing me now
(I must confess) dont you (I still believe) know I still believe
(When I’m not with you I lose my mind) That you will be here
And give me a sign…
Hit me baby one more time!

Britney Spears – Baby One More Time

I caught the end of a VH1 show last night “100 greatest songs of the 90s”. I was with it through the top ten and couldn’t even argue with Madonna being there. Then Britney made it in at number 4 and I just had to give up.

To take away the bad taste, here’s Travis covering the song at Glastonbury-

And Bowling For Soup performing it for a radio station-

Glaciing (that may not be a real word)

Hungover and surfing the channels, random shit from casa Spinneyhead

How fast do glaciers move, and what affects it?

Visit the Cairngorms.

I really want to go canoeing again.

Who’s dirtier, Britney or Christina?

A new birthday checker

And would someone please kill the frog before it drives us to this.

Technorati tag:

Search term roulette

Yesterday, so Tim informed me, Spinneyhead was the number one result for a Google search for Alyson Hannigan’s sex toy. Right now, we’re number two. We’re also second, to the Fleshbot link to the original post, for Dirk Benedict sex toy. We’re the only blog linking to a search for “Alyson Hannigan’s feet pics”, maybe we can be the only citation for these two as well. On Saturday we drew up a dead pool. If I ever get around to posting the list, we’ll be getting some wild search hits.

The Google zeitgeist is always fun to check out. Britney Spears is still the most popular woman in the UK searches, and those of a few other countries. Spinneyhead still gets hits for her topless. For the person or people who keep coming here for “Britney Spears topless in the bath”, here’s the image you’ve been looking for (surprisingly, work safe.)

Britney Spears caught in blatant trawling for hits scandal

Yes, the wondrous silliness of search requests is back. Scroll down to the bottom of the page and you’ll see two lists of referrers- most recent and most common. As I write this, the most recent 20 are-

? MSN Search: britney naked pics — More Useful Everyday

I’m really not interested in seeing Britney naked, clothed or in any state in between. Brittany Murphy, maybe, but not Ms Spears

? Google Search: nemi cartoon comics

Nemi is cool. It’s pretty much the only reason to read The Metro.

? Google Search: where is the nissan skyline in grand theft auto 3 for ps2 in english

I don’t know.

? Google: britney spears topless

See above.

? UKBlogs Aggregator

Resistance is futile! You will be aggregated!

? ping a weblog

? Google: meaning of the word bint

It’s derived from the Arabic word for girl or daughter, I think.

? ping a weblog



? Spinneyhead

? Google: “the best positions for getting pregnant”

Nobody in this house is pregnant, but Spinneyhead is one of only two results for this search.

? ping a weblog

? Google Search: spinneyhead

People are looking for spinneyhead. Cool.

? MSN Search: stileproject — More Useful Everyday

Stileproject used to be a regular stopping off point, but I haven’t been back there in nearly two years. I wonder if it’s still as vile and disgusting as I remember?

? Google Search: countryside sex pics


? Google: saul steinberg 9th avenue buy

? Flat8 – Summary

? Google: erotic bitpass

Hold on a minute, I’ve just had an idea………

? New Links

And yes, I am only reproducing these results here to reinforce the Google rankings etc.


Today’s Doonesbury sees blogger Zip trolling for hits. Terrible behaviour. You’d never see me mentioning Britney Spears topless or Cameron Diaz nude or that in amongst the search terms that have found Spinneyhead in the last few days have been pictures of girls masturbating, Alyson Hannigan’s feet pics and kylie’s bottom

No, no, no, no. That would be below me.

Charlies Angels: Full Frontal

Cameron Diaz Topless! Again, this is just a tease, a sort of sequel to yesterday’s Britney Topless post.

Ms Diaz has gone to court to keep the pictures from being published, claiming the photographer forged her signature on the consent to publish forms.

[The judge] also ordered that a video – the contents of which neither side would discuss outside the court – should also remain out of the public domain.

Great way to get the rumour mill fired up, I bet there are a lot of “Cameron Diaz nude video” type searches going on in Kazaa at the moment.

Search requests

I’ve been posting the wierd and wacky searches that find this site at Disturbing Search Requests, but two in particular deserve further comment-

Britney Spears Naked Only, Britney Spears Naked Pics, Naked Britney, Naked Britney, Naked Britney, britney spears naked Yes, that’s the full search, for a brief while I came out top of search on Teoma, but they can’t find anybody on it any more. Guess all those comments worked.

“glow in the dark bra”– I’m the only person in the UK for this exact match search. Cool!

Hits log time again-
Seeing as so many people come here looking for GTA3 skins, I thought I’d put in some links to sites that actually do them. Anime character GTA3 skins. (Lots of annoying pop ups.) A bunch of cool looking skins. I’ve downloaded some copies and might have a go at making some myself (But bear in mind that I don’t yet own a copy of the game.) gta3 Britney skins gets a special mention, just for the sheer mix ‘n match beauty of it.
toys bay blades, burberry caps I’m not even sure what a burberry cap looks like, I just included it in the Manchester Earthquake appeal piece. Manchester earthquake About time someone came here for that. I was getting bored of the Dudley one. nell mcandrews, “beast sex clips”, lake cumberland nude pics, “hot sex fairy”, “ballistic matching”, naked scallys (there are some sick, sick people in the world.), buddha end of world, cinema 4d buddha, free lovemaking photography, “end of the word”

And sites that bounced to me-
BlueLand, Inner Balance, alexmcchesney, SubRosa (Which has a Dudley version of the Manchester appeal.)

I’m on a break from writing, so it’s time for another quick look at my hits logger.
Searches that found me (I figure if I repeat them I might get people coming back.)-
sultan of brunei’s car collection
quotes October Beerfest
seasons change mov.
nerf toys unidentified flying
Earthquake Dudley [The Dudley earthquake has done more than anything else to help my traffic! And, whilst I would normally use this space to mention Britney Spears (naked or otherwise), Google says that post is only really popular in Canada these days. If I want to get Brits I should mention Nell McAndrews (who?))
dudley earthquake (times 6, see above)
Nucular (and mis-spellings are popular too!)
publishing houses uk
naked revenge pixtures
naked GTA 3 skins
GTA 3 problem load
Bay Blades extreme uk

Sites that bounced to me-
digitalmoi, shady lane, God’s Own Country, photojunkie, yadda yadda yadda, Alex blog, mad musings of me, Taraland, uigui

Time, I think, for another trawl through the hits log to see what sort of searches have been getting people here (working backwards, most recent at top)-

Call Loggers

motor bike crash video clips

Moonraker mov

ruby home page salt gene pool(????)

wattle and daub pics

escorts in manchester bella (you can guess what other sort of things came up on that search.)

spinneyhead (who’d have thought?)

horizontal windmill pics

Clips of Reed Low fighting

gta 3 problem

gta 3 load problem

buddha shops

pics of nucular destruction (nucular again!! Unless this means that Dubya’s visited my site.)

I know my place – two ronnies and john cleese (which was in here last time as well, so this just reinforces the chance that people will find it again. Whilst I’m on the subject of increasing hits and standings in listings, I think it’s time I mentioned Britney Spears naked again. There you go.)

V12 engines

how far away could you hear the earthquake in dudley

amusing items dudley earthquake

pictures of earthquake in manchester dudley

free gay king pictures (I’m just reporting them, I don’t have to explain them.)


nude hunting camp pics

traithlon fetish suits

lift him over the threshold

And a few site who’ve bounced surfers here because we’re in the same rings-

Summer Daze?, mad musings of me, Autumn Blog, The Plastic Cat, Janitor, Destinyland, thereisnoarizona, luceo magazine, Colours of the wind, Notes from Atlanta

I’m also somewhere on this page.

It’s been a long time since I checked out my visitor logs, so off I went. Intriguing is this listing, which seems to have crawled my site and come back with a list of all external links. So next time, it lists the page listing me, and things get a bit recursive.

Also interesting were some google searches- hard wood doors, New Bohemians pics and the hidden empire middle management. If I mention sex more often, or Britney Spears naked, will I get listed more often?