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  • That would be a bit of a commute

    SQL/Access Programmer – Kandahar – SC Cleared new!
    SQL/Access Programmer – Kandahar – SC Cleared Our client a leading North American Defence company, is looking for a Technician to maintain, maintain and update various programs running on Kandahar Airbase in Afghanistan.

    The SQL Programmer shall have the following knowledge and skills:

    * You will also need to speak to the users and find out how the programmes can be made more user friendly and carry out modifications. abilities:
    * A robust knowledge and 5 years’ experience with respect to various programming languages, Operating Systems, frameworks and development tools;
    * SQL Developer certification and 5 years experience as a developer in a SQL Environment;
    * Access programming experience
    * DBA knowledge
    * “NATO Secret” Security Clearance preferred.

    Salary for this Trainer/Developer role is Circa £41500 per year TAX FREE inclusive of yearly bonus and also includes Accommodation, Food, Transport, Laundry and Return Flights Home.

    IS ROLE IS BASED IN AFGHANISTAN


  • Is this the new name for Madam?

    * Job Title
    * HOUSE MOTHERS
    * LPP/3557

    Location
    LEEDS, WEST YORKSHIRE

    Hours
    24 PER WEEK, 3 DAYS OVER 7, 8.00PM TO 4.00AM

    Wage
    EXCEEDS NAT MIN WAGE + TIPS

    Work Pattern
    Days , Evenings , Nights , Weekends

    Employer
    Cherrywest Dance Recruitment Agency

    Pension
    No details held

    Duration
    PERMANENT ONLY

    Description

    Housemums required for table dancing club in Leeds. Accommodation provided. Must be either experienced as a dancer or an established housemum. Great earnings, excellent environment. Immediate start. Contact Ellie:- Tel: 07957 708289 Email: info@cherrywest.co.uk Web site: www.cherrywest.co.uk. Vacancy not suitable for under 18s. There is no obligation to consider making an application for this vacancy. However, if you feel it is suitable for you, please discuss it further with an adviser. Duties involve working in the presence of nudity which may cause embarrassment


  • No Poles, No Lapdancing

    Job Title GO GO DANCERS

    SKG/1893

    Location SKEGNESS, LINCOLNSHIRE

    Hours FRIDAY AND SATURDAY NIGHTS FROM 10PM

    Wage TO BE AGREED AT INTERVIEW

    Work Pattern Evenings , Weekends

    Employer Harvey’s Bar & Restaurant

    Employer Ref Go Go Dancers

    Closing Date 01/06/2007

    Pension No details held

    Duration PERMANENT ONLY

    Description

    A professional busy bar would like ladies & gentlemen to perform go-go dancing on stage. We require 10 dancers to dance at varying intervals through the night to set music pieces. May also be required to perform as shooter girls/guys who offer shots of alcohol to customers. We offer a strictly no poles, no lap dancing, no nudity, no semi nudity policy.

    Go to Jobcentreplus and look it up using the code above.


  • Very nice ponies

    Job Title
    PONY STUD
    ROF/11083

    Location
    ROSS-ON-WYE, HEREFORDSHIRE

    Hours
    20+ HOURS PER WEEK, OVER 7 DAYS, DAYTIMES, FLEXIBLE HOURS

    Wage
    MEETS NATIONAL MINIMUM WAGE, NEGOTIABLE

    Work Pattern
    Days , Weekends

    Employer
    Tedgewood Farm

    Pension
    No details held

    Duration
    PERMANENT ONLY

    Description

    Pony Stud required. We are willing to give all training to work with very nice ponies. Live-in position in very pleasant conditions. Two friends would be considered. The job is based in Upton-Bishop. The wages depend on experience. Amount of hours will depend on what applicant can do.


  • There is no obligation to consider making an application for this vacancy

    Job Title
    KISS A GRAMS
    BLO/77406

    Location
    BLACKPOOL, LANCASHIRE

    Hours
    1-40 HOURS, DAYS/TIMES TO BE ARRANGED WITH EMPLOYER.

    Wage
    NEGOTIABLE

    Work Pattern
    Days , Evenings , Nights , Weekends

    Employer
    Angels Entertainment Agency

    Pension
    No details held

    Duration
    PERMANENT ONLY

    Description

    No experience required as full training will be provided. Applicants must be reliable. Duties include turning up at venues and entertaining the clients. At the beginning of remarks: Vacancy not suitable for under 18s.At the end of the vacancy text: Please note that there is no obligation to consider making an application for this vacancy. However, if you feel it is suitable for you, please discuss it further with an adviser. Other, suggested, warning straplines for jobs connected to adult entertainment, sex and related industries and/or involving nudity are:o Licensed sex shops and unlicensed shops selling similar adult material – add the phrase

    What phrase? What phrase? I need to know.

    Job Title
    NAUGHTY NURSE FEMALE
    EAD/8534

    Location
    EASTERHOUSE, GLASGOW, LANS

    Hours
    4 PER WEEK, EVENINGS ONLY, TIMES TO BE ARRANGED

    Wage
    £15+ PER HOUR

    Work Pattern
    Days , Evenings , Weekends

    Employer
    Angels Ambulance Limo’s

    Pension
    No details held

    Duration
    PERMANENT ONLY

    Description

    Vacancy not suitable for under 18s. You must have a good sense of humour. Duties include interacting with customers within converted party Ambulance. Duties may involve personal contact and semi nudity. Please note that there is no obligation to consider making an application for this vacancy. However, if you feel it is suitable for you, please discuss it further with an adviser. EXEMPTED VACANCY – EMPLOYMENT EQUALITY ACT (AGE) REGULATIONS 2006.

    Job Title
    MALE LAPDANCER
    BLO/77567

    Location
    BLACKPOOL, LANCASHIRE

    Hours
    21 PER WEEK, THURSDAY – SATURDAY 9PM-4AM.

    Wage
    MEETS NATIONAL MINIMUM WAGE + BONUS

    Work Pattern
    Days , Evenings , Nights , Weekends

    Employer
    Wicked

    Pension
    No details held

    Duration
    PERMANENT ONLY

    Description

    Previous experience is not essential as full training will be given. Must have good general hygiene. Duties will general lap dancing and general socializing with customers and working in the presence of semi nudity which may cause embarrassment. Vacancy not suitable for under 18s. Please note that there is no obligation to consider making an application for this vacancy. However, if you feel it is suitable for you, please discuss it further with an adviser.

    Job Title
    TRAINEE OR QUALIFIED CAKE DECORATOR
    SOO/12272

    Location
    HAZEL GROVE STOCKPORT CHESHIRE

    Hours
    24-39 HOURS 3 – 5 DAYS OVER 6 MON – SAT HOURS FLEXIBLE

    Wage
    NEGOTIABLE DEPENDING ON EXPERIENCE

    Work Pattern
    Days , Weekends

    Employer
    Classic Celebration Cakes

    Pension
    Pension available

    Duration
    PERMANENT ONLY

    Description

    Experience or City and Guilds in cake decorating is preferred but not essential. Will be manufacturing and serving customers with celebration cakes. Will consider part time hours for the right applicant. Employer flexible regarding hours and will fit in with applicants with domestic responsibilities This is a good opportunity for someone who wants to add to their cake making skills.

    If you feel you could do any of these jobs just go to the Jobcentreplus website and enter the job code in the search box.


  • Dance experience essential

    More genuine job opportunities found on the JobCentre website and job points. If you think it’s for you, then go to the search page and enter the reference code.

    Job Title
    DANCERS
    WOR/19706

    Location
    NORTH WEST ENGLAND

    Hours
    8 PER WEEK, 4 HOURS PER DAY (EVENINGS), 2 DAYS FROM MON-FRI

    Wage
    UP TO £400 PER NIGHT

    Work Pattern
    Days , Evenings

    Employer
    Revolver Entertainments

    Pension
    No details held

    Duration
    PERMANENT ONLY

    Description
    Must be over 18 years old. Must be able to travel. Ideally experience preferred and Dance experience essential. Access to transport essential due to locations of work. Duties include performing as a lap dancer, or a stripper which will involve nudity. There is also a position for an experienced drag-artist. Work available at present. Applicants must have excellent communication skills.

    Job Title
    ENTERTAINERS
    WBA/8309

    Location
    WIGAN, LANCASHIRE

    Hours
    20 PER WEEK, BETWEEN MON-FRI, BETWEEN 7.00PM-MIDNIGHT

    Wage
    EXCEEDS NATIONAL MINIMUM WAGE

    Work Pattern
    Days , Evenings

    Employer
    SF Promotions

    Pension
    No details held

    Duration
    PERMANENT ONLY

    Description
    Vacancy not suitable for under 18s. Female and male entertainers required. Must be 18+ due to licensing laws to work in entertainment at nightclubs and smaller venues in the Northwest in a fun-foam show. Duties may involve personal contact as will be taking part in a mock wrestling show. Some dancing ability desirable but not essential and ability to work in a team. Training will be given. Part-time, long term work. Initially weekdays but may lead to full-time employment. Transport to venues will be provided.

    Job Title
    ESCORTS
    NPS/4195

    Location
    NOTTINGHAM, NOTTINGHAMSHIRE

    Hours
    16-29 HOURS, COVERING 24 HOURS, HOURS TO SUIT

    Wage
    £120 PER 3 HOUR SHIFT

    Work Pattern
    Days , Evenings , Nights , Weekends

    Pension
    No details held

    Duration
    PERMANENT ONLY

    Description
    Vacancy not suitable for under 18’s. Will involve providing clients with a personal escort service in an unsupervised environment to include attending functions, conferences and parties.

    Job Title
    CHEERLEADING INSTRUCTORS
    WOJ/13222

    Location
    SHEFFIELD, SOUTH YORKSHIRE

    Hours
    1-8 PER WEEK, DAYS AND TIMES TO BE ARRANGED

    Wage
    MINIMUM £15 PER HOUR

    Work Pattern
    Days , Evenings , Weekends

    Employer
    Woodhouse Work-Out

    Pension
    No details held

    Duration
    PERMANENT ONLY

    Description
    Must have experience of teaching cheerleading. Will be teaching in a full time studio. A standard disclosure will be required, the employer will pay for this.

    Job Title
    MANGA ARTIST
    WOL/71296

    Location
    WOLVERHAMPTON

    Hours
    FLEXIBLE

    Wage
    £5.35 PER HOUR

    Work Pattern
    Days

    Employer
    Fifth Dimension Ltd

    Employer Ref
    JCENTRE

    Closing Date
    01/03/2007

    Pension
    No details held

    Duration
    PERMANENT ONLY

    Description
    The artists will be required to do pencil, ink or colour work. As the pencil work is completed this will then be passed onto the inker where it will be inked. Certain images will be coloured. It is preferable that the artist has experience with manga/anime style but not essential. We require seeing artists portfolio with examples of work in pencil, ink and colour work. Fan art is welcome provided it shows skill, style, flair, creativity and imagination. For an indication of standard refer to website WWW.5DLTD.COM No formal qualifications are required. Wage is negotiable depending on skill. You can work from home and send completed pieces in electronic format over the internet to EMAIL@5DLTD.COM


  • No Experience Necessary

    Genuine jobs found by Alex on the Job Center Plus touchscreen terminals and website.

    * Job Title
    * TRAMPLING/DOMINATION PERSON
    * NOS/85924

    Location
    NORWICH. NORFOLK

    Hours
    30 PER WEEK, MONDAY-FRIDAY, BETWEEN 6PM-12AM

    Wage
    MEETS NAT MIN WAGE

    Work Pattern
    Days , Evenings

    Employer
    Garry James

    Pension
    No details held

    Duration
    PERMANENT ONLY

    Description

    Vacancy not suitable for under 18’s. Must be open minded for trampling and domination work. Previous experience would be advantageous but not essential as full training will be given. Duties will include acting using dominatrix moves, and performing specialist acts for customers at their requests, which may cause embarrassment to some people. You can earn up to £100 per session. This is a fun job for people who are reliable. There is no obligation to consider making an application for this vacancy. However, if you feel it is suitable for you, please discuss it further with an adviser. Exempted vacancy – Employment Equality Act (Age) Regulations 2006.

    How to apply

    You can apply for this job by telephoning 07919 276752 ext 0 and asking for Garry James.

    * Job Title
    * STRIPPER
    * NEQ/30538

    Location
    NEWQUAY, CORNWALL

    Hours
    AS AND WHEN REQUIRED

    Wage
    EXCEEDS NAT MIN WAGE

    Work Pattern
    Days , Evenings , Weekends

    Pension
    No details held

    Duration
    TEMPORARY ONLY

    Description

    Vacancy not suitable for under 18s. Experience is preferred but not essential as training is given. Duties require the successful applicant to be nude. Please note that there is no obligation to consider making an application for this vacancy. However, if you feel it is suitable for you, please discuss it further with an adviser. Please note that there is no obligation to consider making an application for this vacancy. However, if you feel it is suitable for you, please discuss it further with an adviser.

    How to apply

    For further details please telephone Jobseeker Direct on 0845 6060 234. Lines are open 8.00am – 6.00pm weekdays, 9.00am – 1.00pm Saturday. All calls are charged at local rate. Call charges may be different if you call from a mobile phone. The textphone service for deaf and hearing-impaired people is 0845 6055 255. Alternatively, visit your local Jobcentre Plus Office and ask for job reference NEQ/30538.