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That would be a bit of a commute

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SQL/Access Programmer – Kandahar – SC Cleared new!
SQL/Access Programmer – Kandahar – SC Cleared Our client a leading North American Defence company, is looking for a Technician to maintain, maintain and update various programs running on Kandahar Airbase in Afghanistan.

The SQL Programmer shall have the following knowledge and skills:

* You will also need to speak to the users and find out how the programmes can be made more user friendly and carry out modifications. abilities:
* A robust knowledge and 5 years’ experience with respect to various programming languages, Operating Systems, frameworks and development tools;
* SQL Developer certification and 5 years experience as a developer in a SQL Environment;
* Access programming experience
* DBA knowledge
* “NATO Secret” Security Clearance preferred.

Salary for this Trainer/Developer role is Circa £41500 per year TAX FREE inclusive of yearly bonus and also includes Accommodation, Food, Transport, Laundry and Return Flights Home.

IS ROLE IS BASED IN AFGHANISTAN

Is this the new name for Madam?

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* Job Title
* HOUSE MOTHERS
* LPP/3557

Location
LEEDS, WEST YORKSHIRE

Hours
24 PER WEEK, 3 DAYS OVER 7, 8.00PM TO 4.00AM

Wage
EXCEEDS NAT MIN WAGE + TIPS

Work Pattern
Days , Evenings , Nights , Weekends

Employer
Cherrywest Dance Recruitment Agency

Pension
No details held

Duration
PERMANENT ONLY

Description

Housemums required for table dancing club in Leeds. Accommodation provided. Must be either experienced as a dancer or an established housemum. Great earnings, excellent environment. Immediate start. Contact Ellie:- Tel: 07957 708289 Email: info@cherrywest.co.uk Web site: www.cherrywest.co.uk. Vacancy not suitable for under 18s. There is no obligation to consider making an application for this vacancy. However, if you feel it is suitable for you, please discuss it further with an adviser. Duties involve working in the presence of nudity which may cause embarrassment

No Poles, No Lapdancing

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Job Title GO GO DANCERS

SKG/1893

Location SKEGNESS, LINCOLNSHIRE

Hours FRIDAY AND SATURDAY NIGHTS FROM 10PM

Wage TO BE AGREED AT INTERVIEW

Work Pattern Evenings , Weekends

Employer Harvey’s Bar & Restaurant

Employer Ref Go Go Dancers

Closing Date 01/06/2007

Pension No details held

Duration PERMANENT ONLY

Description

A professional busy bar would like ladies & gentlemen to perform go-go dancing on stage. We require 10 dancers to dance at varying intervals through the night to set music pieces. May also be required to perform as shooter girls/guys who offer shots of alcohol to customers. We offer a strictly no poles, no lap dancing, no nudity, no semi nudity policy.

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Very nice ponies

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Job Title
PONY STUD
ROF/11083

Location
ROSS-ON-WYE, HEREFORDSHIRE

Hours
20+ HOURS PER WEEK, OVER 7 DAYS, DAYTIMES, FLEXIBLE HOURS

Wage
MEETS NATIONAL MINIMUM WAGE, NEGOTIABLE

Work Pattern
Days , Weekends

Employer
Tedgewood Farm

Pension
No details held

Duration
PERMANENT ONLY

Description

Pony Stud required. We are willing to give all training to work with very nice ponies. Live-in position in very pleasant conditions. Two friends would be considered. The job is based in Upton-Bishop. The wages depend on experience. Amount of hours will depend on what applicant can do.

There is no obligation to consider making an application for this vacancy

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Job Title
KISS A GRAMS
BLO/77406

Location
BLACKPOOL, LANCASHIRE

Hours
1-40 HOURS, DAYS/TIMES TO BE ARRANGED WITH EMPLOYER.

Wage
NEGOTIABLE

Work Pattern
Days , Evenings , Nights , Weekends

Employer
Angels Entertainment Agency

Pension
No details held

Duration
PERMANENT ONLY

Description

No experience required as full training will be provided. Applicants must be reliable. Duties include turning up at venues and entertaining the clients. At the beginning of remarks: Vacancy not suitable for under 18s.At the end of the vacancy text: Please note that there is no obligation to consider making an application for this vacancy. However, if you feel it is suitable for you, please discuss it further with an adviser. Other, suggested, warning straplines for jobs connected to adult entertainment, sex and related industries and/or involving nudity are:o Licensed sex shops and unlicensed shops selling similar adult material – add the phrase

What phrase? What phrase? I need to know.

Job Title
NAUGHTY NURSE FEMALE
EAD/8534

Location
EASTERHOUSE, GLASGOW, LANS

Hours
4 PER WEEK, EVENINGS ONLY, TIMES TO BE ARRANGED

Wage
£15+ PER HOUR

Work Pattern
Days , Evenings , Weekends

Employer
Angels Ambulance Limo’s

Pension
No details held

Duration
PERMANENT ONLY

Description

Vacancy not suitable for under 18s. You must have a good sense of humour. Duties include interacting with customers within converted party Ambulance. Duties may involve personal contact and semi nudity. Please note that there is no obligation to consider making an application for this vacancy. However, if you feel it is suitable for you, please discuss it further with an adviser. EXEMPTED VACANCY – EMPLOYMENT EQUALITY ACT (AGE) REGULATIONS 2006.

Job Title
MALE LAPDANCER
BLO/77567

Location
BLACKPOOL, LANCASHIRE

Hours
21 PER WEEK, THURSDAY – SATURDAY 9PM-4AM.

Wage
MEETS NATIONAL MINIMUM WAGE + BONUS

Work Pattern
Days , Evenings , Nights , Weekends

Employer
Wicked

Pension
No details held

Duration
PERMANENT ONLY

Description

Previous experience is not essential as full training will be given. Must have good general hygiene. Duties will general lap dancing and general socializing with customers and working in the presence of semi nudity which may cause embarrassment. Vacancy not suitable for under 18s. Please note that there is no obligation to consider making an application for this vacancy. However, if you feel it is suitable for you, please discuss it further with an adviser.

Job Title
TRAINEE OR QUALIFIED CAKE DECORATOR
SOO/12272

Location
HAZEL GROVE STOCKPORT CHESHIRE

Hours
24-39 HOURS 3 – 5 DAYS OVER 6 MON – SAT HOURS FLEXIBLE

Wage
NEGOTIABLE DEPENDING ON EXPERIENCE

Work Pattern
Days , Weekends

Employer
Classic Celebration Cakes

Pension
Pension available

Duration
PERMANENT ONLY

Description

Experience or City and Guilds in cake decorating is preferred but not essential. Will be manufacturing and serving customers with celebration cakes. Will consider part time hours for the right applicant. Employer flexible regarding hours and will fit in with applicants with domestic responsibilities This is a good opportunity for someone who wants to add to their cake making skills.

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Dance experience essential

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More genuine job opportunities found on the JobCentre website and job points. If you think it’s for you, then go to the search page and enter the reference code.

Job Title
DANCERS
WOR/19706

Location
NORTH WEST ENGLAND

Hours
8 PER WEEK, 4 HOURS PER DAY (EVENINGS), 2 DAYS FROM MON-FRI

Wage
UP TO £400 PER NIGHT

Work Pattern
Days , Evenings

Employer
Revolver Entertainments

Pension
No details held

Duration
PERMANENT ONLY

Description
Must be over 18 years old. Must be able to travel. Ideally experience preferred and Dance experience essential. Access to transport essential due to locations of work. Duties include performing as a lap dancer, or a stripper which will involve nudity. There is also a position for an experienced drag-artist. Work available at present. Applicants must have excellent communication skills.

Job Title
ENTERTAINERS
WBA/8309

Location
WIGAN, LANCASHIRE

Hours
20 PER WEEK, BETWEEN MON-FRI, BETWEEN 7.00PM-MIDNIGHT

Wage
EXCEEDS NATIONAL MINIMUM WAGE

Work Pattern
Days , Evenings

Employer
SF Promotions

Pension
No details held

Duration
PERMANENT ONLY

Description
Vacancy not suitable for under 18s. Female and male entertainers required. Must be 18+ due to licensing laws to work in entertainment at nightclubs and smaller venues in the Northwest in a fun-foam show. Duties may involve personal contact as will be taking part in a mock wrestling show. Some dancing ability desirable but not essential and ability to work in a team. Training will be given. Part-time, long term work. Initially weekdays but may lead to full-time employment. Transport to venues will be provided.

Job Title
ESCORTS
NPS/4195

Location
NOTTINGHAM, NOTTINGHAMSHIRE

Hours
16-29 HOURS, COVERING 24 HOURS, HOURS TO SUIT

Wage
£120 PER 3 HOUR SHIFT

Work Pattern
Days , Evenings , Nights , Weekends

Pension
No details held

Duration
PERMANENT ONLY

Description
Vacancy not suitable for under 18’s. Will involve providing clients with a personal escort service in an unsupervised environment to include attending functions, conferences and parties.

Job Title
CHEERLEADING INSTRUCTORS
WOJ/13222

Location
SHEFFIELD, SOUTH YORKSHIRE

Hours
1-8 PER WEEK, DAYS AND TIMES TO BE ARRANGED

Wage
MINIMUM £15 PER HOUR

Work Pattern
Days , Evenings , Weekends

Employer
Woodhouse Work-Out

Pension
No details held

Duration
PERMANENT ONLY

Description
Must have experience of teaching cheerleading. Will be teaching in a full time studio. A standard disclosure will be required, the employer will pay for this.

Job Title
MANGA ARTIST
WOL/71296

Location
WOLVERHAMPTON

Hours
FLEXIBLE

Wage
£5.35 PER HOUR

Work Pattern
Days

Employer
Fifth Dimension Ltd

Employer Ref
JCENTRE

Closing Date
01/03/2007

Pension
No details held

Duration
PERMANENT ONLY

Description
The artists will be required to do pencil, ink or colour work. As the pencil work is completed this will then be passed onto the inker where it will be inked. Certain images will be coloured. It is preferable that the artist has experience with manga/anime style but not essential. We require seeing artists portfolio with examples of work in pencil, ink and colour work. Fan art is welcome provided it shows skill, style, flair, creativity and imagination. For an indication of standard refer to website WWW.5DLTD.COM No formal qualifications are required. Wage is negotiable depending on skill. You can work from home and send completed pieces in electronic format over the internet to EMAIL@5DLTD.COM

No Experience Necessary

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* Job Title
* TRAMPLING/DOMINATION PERSON
* NOS/85924

Location
NORWICH. NORFOLK

Hours
30 PER WEEK, MONDAY-FRIDAY, BETWEEN 6PM-12AM

Wage
MEETS NAT MIN WAGE

Work Pattern
Days , Evenings

Employer
Garry James

Pension
No details held

Duration
PERMANENT ONLY

Description

Vacancy not suitable for under 18’s. Must be open minded for trampling and domination work. Previous experience would be advantageous but not essential as full training will be given. Duties will include acting using dominatrix moves, and performing specialist acts for customers at their requests, which may cause embarrassment to some people. You can earn up to £100 per session. This is a fun job for people who are reliable. There is no obligation to consider making an application for this vacancy. However, if you feel it is suitable for you, please discuss it further with an adviser. Exempted vacancy – Employment Equality Act (Age) Regulations 2006.

How to apply

You can apply for this job by telephoning 07919 276752 ext 0 and asking for Garry James.

* Job Title
* STRIPPER
* NEQ/30538

Location
NEWQUAY, CORNWALL

Hours
AS AND WHEN REQUIRED

Wage
EXCEEDS NAT MIN WAGE

Work Pattern
Days , Evenings , Weekends

Pension
No details held

Duration
TEMPORARY ONLY

Description

Vacancy not suitable for under 18s. Experience is preferred but not essential as training is given. Duties require the successful applicant to be nude. Please note that there is no obligation to consider making an application for this vacancy. However, if you feel it is suitable for you, please discuss it further with an adviser. Please note that there is no obligation to consider making an application for this vacancy. However, if you feel it is suitable for you, please discuss it further with an adviser.

How to apply

For further details please telephone Jobseeker Direct on 0845 6060 234. Lines are open 8.00am – 6.00pm weekdays, 9.00am – 1.00pm Saturday. All calls are charged at local rate. Call charges may be different if you call from a mobile phone. The textphone service for deaf and hearing-impaired people is 0845 6055 255. Alternatively, visit your local Jobcentre Plus Office and ask for job reference NEQ/30538.