SQL/Access Programmer – Kandahar – SC Cleared new!
SQL/Access Programmer – Kandahar – SC Cleared Our client a leading North American Defence company, is looking for a Technician to maintain, maintain and update various programs running on Kandahar Airbase in Afghanistan.The SQL Programmer shall have the following knowledge and skills:
* You will also need to speak to the users and find out how the programmes can be made more user friendly and carry out modifications. abilities:
* A robust knowledge and 5 years’ experience with respect to various programming languages, Operating Systems, frameworks and development tools;
* SQL Developer certification and 5 years experience as a developer in a SQL Environment;
* Access programming experience
* DBA knowledge
* “NATO Secret” Security Clearance preferred.Salary for this Trainer/Developer role is Circa £41500 per year TAX FREE inclusive of yearly bonus and also includes Accommodation, Food, Transport, Laundry and Return Flights Home.
IS ROLE IS BASED IN AFGHANISTAN
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I need to update my CV
It needs to say “snorkelling” on it somewhere. The Australian Tourist board are advertising a job as caretaker of Hamilton Island on the Great Reef. The successful applicant will be paid £70,000 for a six month stint with an expected 12 hours a month worth of duties.
Find out more at www.islandreefjob.com
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Believers need not apply
The first line of a job advert I’ve just been emailed-
I am currently looking for an atheistic graduate for an Information Analyst role based in Liverpool.
Full details are here, if it will let you view them.
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Is this the new name for Madam?
* Job Title
* HOUSE MOTHERS
* LPP/3557Location
LEEDS, WEST YORKSHIREHours
24 PER WEEK, 3 DAYS OVER 7, 8.00PM TO 4.00AMWage
EXCEEDS NAT MIN WAGE + TIPSWork Pattern
Days , Evenings , Nights , WeekendsEmployer
Cherrywest Dance Recruitment AgencyPension
No details heldDuration
PERMANENT ONLYDescription
Housemums required for table dancing club in Leeds. Accommodation provided. Must be either experienced as a dancer or an established housemum. Great earnings, excellent environment. Immediate start. Contact Ellie:- Tel: 07957 708289 Email: info@cherrywest.co.uk Web site: www.cherrywest.co.uk. Vacancy not suitable for under 18s. There is no obligation to consider making an application for this vacancy. However, if you feel it is suitable for you, please discuss it further with an adviser. Duties involve working in the presence of nudity which may cause embarrassment
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No Poles, No Lapdancing
Job Title GO GO DANCERS
SKG/1893
Location SKEGNESS, LINCOLNSHIRE
Hours FRIDAY AND SATURDAY NIGHTS FROM 10PM
Wage TO BE AGREED AT INTERVIEW
Work Pattern Evenings , Weekends
Employer Harvey’s Bar & Restaurant
Employer Ref Go Go Dancers
Closing Date 01/06/2007
Pension No details held
Duration PERMANENT ONLY
Description
A professional busy bar would like ladies & gentlemen to perform go-go dancing on stage. We require 10 dancers to dance at varying intervals through the night to set music pieces. May also be required to perform as shooter girls/guys who offer shots of alcohol to customers. We offer a strictly no poles, no lap dancing, no nudity, no semi nudity policy.
Go to Jobcentreplus and look it up using the code above.
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Very nice ponies
Job Title
PONY STUD
ROF/11083Location
ROSS-ON-WYE, HEREFORDSHIREHours
20+ HOURS PER WEEK, OVER 7 DAYS, DAYTIMES, FLEXIBLE HOURSWage
MEETS NATIONAL MINIMUM WAGE, NEGOTIABLEWork Pattern
Days , WeekendsEmployer
Tedgewood FarmPension
No details heldDuration
PERMANENT ONLYDescription
Pony Stud required. We are willing to give all training to work with very nice ponies. Live-in position in very pleasant conditions. Two friends would be considered. The job is based in Upton-Bishop. The wages depend on experience. Amount of hours will depend on what applicant can do.
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There is no obligation to consider making an application for this vacancy
Job Title
KISS A GRAMS
BLO/77406Location
BLACKPOOL, LANCASHIREHours
1-40 HOURS, DAYS/TIMES TO BE ARRANGED WITH EMPLOYER.Wage
NEGOTIABLEWork Pattern
Days , Evenings , Nights , WeekendsEmployer
Angels Entertainment AgencyPension
No details heldDuration
PERMANENT ONLYDescription
No experience required as full training will be provided. Applicants must be reliable. Duties include turning up at venues and entertaining the clients. At the beginning of remarks: Vacancy not suitable for under 18s.At the end of the vacancy text: Please note that there is no obligation to consider making an application for this vacancy. However, if you feel it is suitable for you, please discuss it further with an adviser. Other, suggested, warning straplines for jobs connected to adult entertainment, sex and related industries and/or involving nudity are:o Licensed sex shops and unlicensed shops selling similar adult material – add the phrase
What phrase? What phrase? I need to know.
Job Title
NAUGHTY NURSE FEMALE
EAD/8534Location
EASTERHOUSE, GLASGOW, LANSHours
4 PER WEEK, EVENINGS ONLY, TIMES TO BE ARRANGEDWage
£15+ PER HOURWork Pattern
Days , Evenings , WeekendsEmployer
Angels Ambulance Limo’sPension
No details heldDuration
PERMANENT ONLYDescription
Vacancy not suitable for under 18s. You must have a good sense of humour. Duties include interacting with customers within converted party Ambulance. Duties may involve personal contact and semi nudity. Please note that there is no obligation to consider making an application for this vacancy. However, if you feel it is suitable for you, please discuss it further with an adviser. EXEMPTED VACANCY – EMPLOYMENT EQUALITY ACT (AGE) REGULATIONS 2006.
Job Title
MALE LAPDANCER
BLO/77567Location
BLACKPOOL, LANCASHIREHours
21 PER WEEK, THURSDAY – SATURDAY 9PM-4AM.Wage
MEETS NATIONAL MINIMUM WAGE + BONUSWork Pattern
Days , Evenings , Nights , WeekendsEmployer
WickedPension
No details heldDuration
PERMANENT ONLYDescription
Previous experience is not essential as full training will be given. Must have good general hygiene. Duties will general lap dancing and general socializing with customers and working in the presence of semi nudity which may cause embarrassment. Vacancy not suitable for under 18s. Please note that there is no obligation to consider making an application for this vacancy. However, if you feel it is suitable for you, please discuss it further with an adviser.
Job Title
TRAINEE OR QUALIFIED CAKE DECORATOR
SOO/12272Location
HAZEL GROVE STOCKPORT CHESHIREHours
24-39 HOURS 3 – 5 DAYS OVER 6 MON – SAT HOURS FLEXIBLEWage
NEGOTIABLE DEPENDING ON EXPERIENCEWork Pattern
Days , WeekendsEmployer
Classic Celebration CakesPension
Pension availableDuration
PERMANENT ONLYDescription
Experience or City and Guilds in cake decorating is preferred but not essential. Will be manufacturing and serving customers with celebration cakes. Will consider part time hours for the right applicant. Employer flexible regarding hours and will fit in with applicants with domestic responsibilities This is a good opportunity for someone who wants to add to their cake making skills.
If you feel you could do any of these jobs just go to the Jobcentreplus website and enter the job code in the search box.
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Dance experience essential
More genuine job opportunities found on the JobCentre website and job points. If you think it’s for you, then go to the search page and enter the reference code.
Job Title
DANCERS
WOR/19706Location
NORTH WEST ENGLANDHours
8 PER WEEK, 4 HOURS PER DAY (EVENINGS), 2 DAYS FROM MON-FRIWage
UP TO £400 PER NIGHTWork Pattern
Days , EveningsEmployer
Revolver EntertainmentsPension
No details heldDuration
PERMANENT ONLYDescription
Must be over 18 years old. Must be able to travel. Ideally experience preferred and Dance experience essential. Access to transport essential due to locations of work. Duties include performing as a lap dancer, or a stripper which will involve nudity. There is also a position for an experienced drag-artist. Work available at present. Applicants must have excellent communication skills.Job Title
ENTERTAINERS
WBA/8309Location
WIGAN, LANCASHIREHours
20 PER WEEK, BETWEEN MON-FRI, BETWEEN 7.00PM-MIDNIGHTWage
EXCEEDS NATIONAL MINIMUM WAGEWork Pattern
Days , EveningsEmployer
SF PromotionsPension
No details heldDuration
PERMANENT ONLYDescription
Vacancy not suitable for under 18s. Female and male entertainers required. Must be 18+ due to licensing laws to work in entertainment at nightclubs and smaller venues in the Northwest in a fun-foam show. Duties may involve personal contact as will be taking part in a mock wrestling show. Some dancing ability desirable but not essential and ability to work in a team. Training will be given. Part-time, long term work. Initially weekdays but may lead to full-time employment. Transport to venues will be provided.Job Title
ESCORTS
NPS/4195Location
NOTTINGHAM, NOTTINGHAMSHIREHours
16-29 HOURS, COVERING 24 HOURS, HOURS TO SUITWage
£120 PER 3 HOUR SHIFTWork Pattern
Days , Evenings , Nights , WeekendsPension
No details heldDuration
PERMANENT ONLYDescription
Vacancy not suitable for under 18’s. Will involve providing clients with a personal escort service in an unsupervised environment to include attending functions, conferences and parties.Job Title
CHEERLEADING INSTRUCTORS
WOJ/13222Location
SHEFFIELD, SOUTH YORKSHIREHours
1-8 PER WEEK, DAYS AND TIMES TO BE ARRANGEDWage
MINIMUM £15 PER HOURWork Pattern
Days , Evenings , WeekendsEmployer
Woodhouse Work-OutPension
No details heldDuration
PERMANENT ONLYDescription
Must have experience of teaching cheerleading. Will be teaching in a full time studio. A standard disclosure will be required, the employer will pay for this.Job Title
MANGA ARTIST
WOL/71296Location
WOLVERHAMPTONHours
FLEXIBLEWage
£5.35 PER HOURWork Pattern
DaysEmployer
Fifth Dimension LtdEmployer Ref
JCENTREClosing Date
01/03/2007Pension
No details heldDuration
PERMANENT ONLYDescription
The artists will be required to do pencil, ink or colour work. As the pencil work is completed this will then be passed onto the inker where it will be inked. Certain images will be coloured. It is preferable that the artist has experience with manga/anime style but not essential. We require seeing artists portfolio with examples of work in pencil, ink and colour work. Fan art is welcome provided it shows skill, style, flair, creativity and imagination. For an indication of standard refer to website WWW.5DLTD.COM No formal qualifications are required. Wage is negotiable depending on skill. You can work from home and send completed pieces in electronic format over the internet to EMAIL@5DLTD.COM
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No Experience Necessary
Genuine jobs found by Alex on the Job Center Plus touchscreen terminals and website.
* Job Title
* TRAMPLING/DOMINATION PERSON
* NOS/85924Location
NORWICH. NORFOLKHours
30 PER WEEK, MONDAY-FRIDAY, BETWEEN 6PM-12AMWage
MEETS NAT MIN WAGEWork Pattern
Days , EveningsEmployer
Garry JamesPension
No details heldDuration
PERMANENT ONLYDescription
Vacancy not suitable for under 18’s. Must be open minded for trampling and domination work. Previous experience would be advantageous but not essential as full training will be given. Duties will include acting using dominatrix moves, and performing specialist acts for customers at their requests, which may cause embarrassment to some people. You can earn up to £100 per session. This is a fun job for people who are reliable. There is no obligation to consider making an application for this vacancy. However, if you feel it is suitable for you, please discuss it further with an adviser. Exempted vacancy – Employment Equality Act (Age) Regulations 2006.
How to apply
You can apply for this job by telephoning 07919 276752 ext 0 and asking for Garry James.
* Job Title
* STRIPPER
* NEQ/30538Location
NEWQUAY, CORNWALLHours
AS AND WHEN REQUIREDWage
EXCEEDS NAT MIN WAGEWork Pattern
Days , Evenings , WeekendsPension
No details heldDuration
TEMPORARY ONLYDescription
Vacancy not suitable for under 18s. Experience is preferred but not essential as training is given. Duties require the successful applicant to be nude. Please note that there is no obligation to consider making an application for this vacancy. However, if you feel it is suitable for you, please discuss it further with an adviser. Please note that there is no obligation to consider making an application for this vacancy. However, if you feel it is suitable for you, please discuss it further with an adviser.
How to apply
For further details please telephone Jobseeker Direct on 0845 6060 234. Lines are open 8.00am – 6.00pm weekdays, 9.00am – 1.00pm Saturday. All calls are charged at local rate. Call charges may be different if you call from a mobile phone. The textphone service for deaf and hearing-impaired people is 0845 6055 255. Alternatively, visit your local Jobcentre Plus Office and ask for job reference NEQ/30538.