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Ask and ye shall receive. Another function can be crossed off the perfect sex toy list. Wired reports on remote control “scriptable” sex gadgets. Initially the devices are going to be marketed in conjunction with porn sites, with stars selling their own scripts for download. But it won’t be long after the device is launched that someone’s hacked the software and people can start offering their own scripts to swap.

The absolute perfect sex toy is still another person. Especially one wearing a Spinneyhead Perfect Sex Toy top or T shirt.

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Nine Songs

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The most sexually explicit (mainstream, the UK has a flourishing porn industry) British film ever got its Cannes premiere yesterday. This sounds like the sort of thing I want to do with Mary Tales (when I settle down from doing nudey pinups and start telling stories)- romance that doesn’t gloss over the sex.

Derek Malcolm, the Guardian’s veteran film writer, said: “Nine Songs looks like a porn movie, but it feels like a love story. The sex is used as a metaphor for the rest of the couple’s relationship. And it is shot with Winterbottom’s customary sensitivity.”

The War President

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Michael Moore has one of those composite images on its index page today- Wubble U made up of faces of soldiers killed in Iraq (hi-res version here), and an attack on yesterday’s press conference.

The Dubya picture comes on the heels of the mosaic of John Ashcroft made entirely of porn images (the image has been taken down as I write this, but consider the link potentially very un-worksafe in case it ever comes back).

XXXbox (again)

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Not content with having porn links in games Microsoft have gone one step further and produced a special edition that ships with a sex toy. It comes with a dakimakura (hugging pillow) of one of the characters in Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball. Essentially it’s a pillow with a life size picture of an anime character aimed at the “obsessed fan” market. I assume it’s either washable or stain resistant.

In other news Microshaft have decided to increase the price of Xbox Live subscriptions by 50%.

Rainbow SiXXX

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The game Rainbow Six 3 (based on the Tom Clancey novel) contains porn links. A web address on a poster in the game leads to a porn ad site. What happend was that someone playing the game saw the address and and found it wasn’t registered. He promptly registered the site himself and filled it with porno.

I should point out that the above link goes to the story at CNN and not the porn.

All Hail Bank Holiday Monday

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Well with a day off and nothing better to do than surf the internet for stupidity, I have crawled through the depths of the internet to bring you:

1.DuckHunt – The original Nintendo game is now on the net. Good for a few laughs.

2. Virtual Dog Shite Creator – Its amazing what university students can do with Linux and thousands of pictures of dog kaka. Just look at all the options.

3. Safer America – This company stocks just about everything for the modern citizen concerned about terrorists. The environ-bubble, parachute and SARS protection tablets should do the trick for all those “amber” alert days.

4. Meet Stuart – Hes just your average carbon based life form. This must be a joke.

Last night I found something that may have been mentioned before on this site but still worth a revisit. Ali Davis, a 31 year old post feminist from the Chicago area happens to be a adult video store clerk. Now that is not too interesting, but she has been posting to her blog the customer behaviors and good insight as to how porn operates in the sane and not so sane people that buy/rent it. Take a look for yourself.

Thanks very much to fazed.net for the game contributions.

Must Not Mention…..

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Okay, I’ve got a coloured version of the sheep ready for the Must Not Mention Sheep T shirt-

Now I need the text for the back. I’m thinking of having a list. At the top, left aligned, it’ll say Must Not Mention…. and underneath, right aligned, ….if I want to get laid. In between are all those subjects you should not bring up whilst trying to chat someone up. So far the list is-

Sheep, Politics, Porn, Comics, Computers, Lighting Rigs, www.(insert geeky website here).com, Sheep, Breasts, Ex-Girlfriends, Fantasies About Lesbians, That article I read in Cosmo about blowjobs, Trek

Any other suggestions are most welcome.

Sequential Tart: – How Old is Old Enough?

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Where we had Matthew Kelly, America had Pee Wee Herman, real name Paul Reubens. He was arrested for possessing child porn, but what very few people pointed out was the nature of the pictures involved. Old softcore from a time before current age of consent legislation isn’t as evil as what the phrase ‘kiddie porn’ makes you imagine. As part of Sequential Tart’s Porn Issue, Wolfen Moondaughter considers issues such as consent and whether there could be a universal age for it. Again, it’s always good to see someone more eloquently tackle subjects I’ve touched on in previous posts.

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21st century etiquette- What do you say when a seventeen year old girl tells you she wants to be a porn star? I pointed out that she had to be a year older for it to be legal. I could have said that I had a camera if she had the time, but there are some things you can’t get away with at work.
So Raleigh bikes is closing its British factory. It’s a shame, I had a Chopper when I was younger, and a Chipper (or maybe a Tomahawk) and a Grifter, and probably one of their racing bikes as well. Something went horribly wrong for a while in the eighties, but then they started making quality mountain bikes. Though I guess there’s just not the volume in that to justify a big factory in Nottingham any more.