Cafe Press


David Says Chillax

Dedicated to our glorious Prime Minister, who has an uncanny ability to turn off and remain blissfully ignorant of the troubles and woes of the rest of us. Play some more tennis Dave, try out another iPad game, take your daughter down the pub. Your policies aren’t hurting anyone, there’s no need to worry about the state you’ll leave the nation in.

This design is available on various items of apparel, mugs and other stuff through Cafe Press.


Nick Griffin is not my MEP


Nick Griffin is not my MEP, originally uploaded by spinneyhead.

He isn’t. I didn’t vote for him, and I want people to know that.

Get this image on clothes and mugs at Cafe Press.

Listen to his interview on the Today programme. Not what I wanted to wake up to. But it made me angry enough to get out of bed earlier than normal.


Be Your Own Valentine

New at Etsy, two Be Your Own Valentine cards. The outside is simple enough-

But open it to reveal one of these two images-

They can be read either way- sex positive celebration of being single or “I’m really not that into you, try this.” Order them now to get them in time for Valentine’s Day.

Update A variation on the design is now available on Cafe Press. It’s available individually, in a 10 pack or in a 20 pack.

Further update Someone at CafePress thinks vibrators may be against their Questionable Material & Prohibited Content Guidelines and those cards aren’t available until they make a decision.


A Christmassy product- ladies, remind your boyfriend or girlfriend to kiss you under the mistletoe

I know your significant other shouldn’t need any encouragement, but this Christmas give them a hint. A girl always likes to be kissed under the mistletoe.

The Mistletoe Thong is available from CafePress. Order it now and get unwrapped on Christmas Day.


Black roses and a special T-shirt


You may have been too late for Valentine’s Day, but you can still show your goth you care.

All manner of hearty products are available at www.cafepress.com/iheartgoth


I [Heart] My Goth


I [Heart] My Goth, originally uploaded by spinneyhead.

Latest design from Spinneyhead is I [Heart] My Goth. No cartoon hearts for goths, this one was based upon anatomical drawings I found online.

All manner of hearty products are now available at www.cafepress.com/iheartgoth


Smaller Ones Infant Bodysuit

For some reason Cafe Press won’t let me put my “Ooogy Booogy To You Too” image on the front of a baby bodysuit, it has deemed it incompatible with the sizing of the garment or something. Until I work out what the hell that means, here’s a variation on a theme. In this context “Smaller Ones are More Juicy” could be a tasteless reference to eating babies or a slighty less icky allusion to the fact that the little buggers leak over everything. It could even be a sprog level observation on where to get the most milk.

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I'm Your Stalker

In a break from the normal apathy I uploaded the “I’m Your Stalker” design to Cafe Press and you can now buy it on black T-shirts for $20.99.

The design is also available on Long Sleeved Ts, Women’s Ts and Women’s long sleeved Ts. Don’t forget to check out the other products in the Spinneyhead store.

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