A couple of months after September 11th, I was discussing the probable next method of attack with a few friends. My preffered attack was to hijack a petrol tanker, drive it to the middle of the Golden Gate bridge and blow it up.

If I’d been in Georgia I’d probably have been arrested (right now I have a few days worth of beard and, whilst my skin isn’t that dark you never can tell……) and people could use the whole situation to say hateful stuff like this.

I do try to understand the conservative view point, but sometimes they’re just morons.